Declaration of Scrat Interdependence

Declaration of Scrat Interdependence

The unanimous Declaration of the fifty United States of America (and beyond), when in the course of divinely ordinary and mutually earth-devoted and connected, it becomes necessary for two beings to share what they have both discovered and grow paw in hand and hand in paw together for the betterment of humankind, the animal kingdom, planet earth, and life in general.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that child-molesting is a crime against God and punishable, not by torture and dragging out, but by immediate resolution in public disclosure of the incident followed by death to the perpetrator. While evil comes in many forms, we hold the knowledge and determination to eliminate from the root source. It is our duty, not only to protect and defend our own lives, but to evolve the collective consciousness as we protect and defend others. In doing so, we have created a divine providence, separate from and beyond the false-made order of human society, particularly those facets that educate and work blindly against emotions, feelings, spirituality, healing, and nature.

It is from here where we continue to self-listen, creatively express, and allow our spiritual flow to cushion those we recognize as healers, forgive, and/or respect, while weeding out those who attempt to invade for fading out facet reasons. We are devoted to progression, not regression, and as learned from past events and situations, our interdependent mutual autonomy fortified with healthy boundaries is paramount to achieving all that we have come here to achieve.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of Scrat America most sincerely publish and declare our allegiance to each other and all that is earth-devoted and healing. And for the support of this Declaration, with a solid reliance on the protection of our divine providence, we mutually pledge to each other our shared freedom, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.